From: tbonestg	Date: March 26th, 2008 03:05 am (UTC)		(Link to this entry)

Obama's camp will bring out some MIT frat boy who will claim that she gave half his fraternity the clap back in the 1960s, to get back at the one brother who dumped her.

Then Hillary will produce a couple white women from Princeton who will claim that Obama date-raped them. They will say how they were taken in by how well spoken he was, but once they were alone, he forced himself upon them and said "You white bitches will take it all!!!"

Then Obama will reveal that in 1985, Bill Clinton advised Hillary against buying a gun, given how crazy PMS made her.

Then Hillary will reveal how Obama cruises by middle schools and offers kids candy if they'll get in his van.

To which Obama says that Chelsea was the product of a botched abortion.

And so on...

	From: reality_hammer	Date: March 26th, 2008 03:53 am (UTC)		(Link to this entry)

Given the nature of this year's campaign I'm not betting against any of those. :D